You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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