my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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