I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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