I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
