Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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