I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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