I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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