Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
pop tarts are not kleenex
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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