Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
