she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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