there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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