he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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