It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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