She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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