just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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