Don't you send me to vm
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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