i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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