Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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