so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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