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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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