from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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