He is such a slut. More and more my type.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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