ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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