Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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