420 ftw
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize
