You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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