that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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