id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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