just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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