Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
where are my eyebrows?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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