Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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