So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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