This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
did i just pee glitter
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