Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
