Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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