we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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