Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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