All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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