I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
