We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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