I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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