I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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