god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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