I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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