are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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