Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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