i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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