Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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