Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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