I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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