Having a random hookup so left but love u
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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