She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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