why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
